Alessandra Liverani (Wollongong, Australia)

I'm a smoker, that's what I am
I'll have a smoke whenever I can
You see me standing outside the office
And I've got one of those things stuck in my orifice

I'm a smoker, that's what I do
I do it because I continually have to
I have to do it again and again
And again and again and again and again