Alex Fischer

Rookie - 0 Points (01/10/1992 / North Little Rock, Arkansas)

Alex Fischer Quotes

The Goat

I awake to a noise just outside my door
Some kind of knocking, the knocking of horns on my door
“What is the beast knocking on my door, knocking on my door with its horns? ” asked I
The beast did not reply
“Answer me I say! What beast disturbs me during the darkness of my days? ! ”
No answer came forth from the beast
“Do you mock me you vile fiend! I’ll let you in if you answer me! ”
I swung, and I flung, and I threw open the door, only to reveal a Goat
Only to reveal a Goat who Quoth “S

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