Anuj Tikku Poems

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21.
Pork Chops Are Fun

chop chop chop the pork squeals over dinner
with it's fatty bits and tasty bites
it marinates on a stick over hot coal
who will taste it first who will finish the bowl
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22.
Meet My Mummy

as the thought gurgul's in my tummy
it's time for me to introduce you to my mummy
we have played the dating game
flowers, choclates and lot's of champange
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23.
The Slither

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slither here and slither their
he slides and glides every where
when he hississ the enemy pissess
with an unsteady zig zizga motion
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24.
Oink Oink

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oink oink the pig goes forth
he desides to raise a toast
with his little shoe lace tale he swats away some flies
which hower above his pig stye
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25.
Oh My Visa Application

Oh! My Visa Application
Flying to London was a dream
Enjoying Christmas having ice cream
To London I wanted to fly
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26.
The Funeral Pyre

The funeral pyre
The body burns with it's own fat
The whiff and smell of burning flesh
As the ghee is poured on the pyre
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27.
The Stalker

The Stalker
His eyes shone with excitement when they meet hers
This was a rare treat
Sandalwood skin, buxom, with a soft tasty behind
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28.
The Sucide Note

The Suicide Note

The vile note was written by me
An epitah on my tomb for everyone to see
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29.
The Cigarette

I lift it up when I need to think
Light it up to inhale the smoke
It's bright orange flame like embers they burn
As I slowly it slowly in the ash tray turns
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30.
The Lunatic

He walks around in his white pajamas
Walking past the asylum gate
Making monkey noises at passers my
His face is ragged
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