I flipped off a tree
It got mad at me.
It started droppin' leaves.
I said 'I gotta pee'
...
I'm like a snake.
I'm long like a snake.
I slither like a snake.
I hiss like a snake.
...
There was a banana
singing copacobana
he was on my table
watching cable.
...
I was in a field, alone
In that field I was, alone
I were in that field
and that field I were on
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I am green
I am the stems of beautiful flowers
I am the tanks that people ride to war in
I am leaves that fall of the sturdy trees
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Watermelon
I ate a watermelon.
It turned me into a felon.
And that is all I will say.
You are the best poet ever.