Once upon a time, there was a lovely kingdom called lovelyville. Everything in lovelyville was lovely. The people are lovely, the animals and everything else. Once, one of the lovely puppies had an idea, 'lets go to all the houses in lovelyville and give the lovely people big lovely kisses! ' Said the lovely puppy, 'yes, ' said the pony, 'lets go! ' So all the lovely animals went to all the houses and gave them big kisses until they got to the last house, which belonged to mr white. All the lovely animals remembered that mr white was the only non lovely person in lovely ville. He snatched up all of the animals and shoved them in his new pulverizing and mashing machine. After all the lovely kittens and bunny rabbits were squashed the whole town was flooded with blood and guts and everyone drowned and those who didn't were sucked into the pulverising and mashing machine. The city had to be renamed bloody ville because the smell was so bad anyone who smelt it immediately died.