Welcome to the military-my way:
stand up straight soldier, you don't have to be afraid.
No war, no fighting, no schematic planning,
just peace, love and understanding.
No guns, no rifles, no hand grenades
just tools of affection and joy there awaits.
No destruction, explosions or decay
just building on emotions day after day.
So get ready soldier-your my chosen recruit,
buckle up and follow through your pursuit.
In my service you'll want to stay,
nowhere else will you find pleasurable duty the same way.
In you my soldier I have faith
and soon you'll see you've found your place.
You'd never want to leave or pick up the phone
because you'll realise that here in my army,
your finally home.