I'm in the Twilight ZONE
Strecthing to the OUTER LIMITS
Hanging on to my
HITCH-COCK
AS I put on my
PETTY-COAT
At the JUNCTION
where the WAGON TRAIN
Pulls out of ST. JO
Riding away on my RAWHIDE
As my GUN SMOKES
From the RIFLEMAN
Though I LOVE LUCY
when she is with MAVEICK
Living on my GREEN ACRES
With LAWERENCE WELK
Hiding behind the Barn
With My FRIEND FLICA
Setting round the Campfire
with SPIN MARTY
While we search for the FUGITIVE
Just when we thought we were
safe BAT MASTERSON Showed
Off his cane
I know TV
Will never be the SAME
Rudy Diamond