Breanna Cazalet

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Breanna Cazalet Biography

Hello there, darl. Settle yourself in comfortably and have a cuppa tea... I'm not sure I should be doing my own biography and I probably come off sounding as a incredibly stuck-up, snobbish little prat who does not know a thing she's doing, but... 1.28th September: I was born! Yippee! 2. Now what? 3. Er, right. 4. No, really. What do I do? 5. WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO Hmm. Let's not do my biography after all. Let's just introduce you to... well, me. 1. I do *this* a lot. *giggles* 2. You don't believe me? *giggle even harder* 3. eh heh heh heh... *giggle hideously* 4. I'm Bre. 5. Or Cazza. 6. Or BUBBLERMAN! 7. Have no idea how i came up with bubblerman considering I'm a girl, but that's NOT the point. 8. I love my imaginary friends, my imaginary world(which is called Inky, by the way) , but most of all, MEEE! [Kidding. I'm not THAT up myself. I think.) 9. Please don't think I'm immature. I know you probably do already because of my incessant annoying remarks on my nicknames, and if you actually had the patience to read all this and reached the almost-end, then, well, VIRTUAL CHOCOLATE FOR YOU! 10. Now that you've come to the actual end, MORE VIRTUAL CHOCOLATE FOR YOU! -Lots of love, Bre. PS: Give my poems a quick read - you never know, they might turn out half-decent. And if they don't you can always send me super-insulting messeges saying how much you hate them! PPS: Not that I'm encouraging you to flame me. PPPS: But you COULD. PPPPS: And that's what REALLY matters. *nods* PPPPPS: I'm serious. Give them a shot. Go on! Please tell me what you think, flames or not, so I can improve on my... er, skills, so I won't annoy you as much. PPPPPPS: Thanks for your time and... well, just thanks for your time.)

The Best Poem Of Breanna Cazalet

A Delicious Fish's Wishes

Fish, fish, what do you wish?

To each his own,
BUT
I wish
for a fish
on a dish
(mmm... delish!)

'Ah, pish! '
says the darned fish.
'I wish to be
in the sea
swimming free
and...
perhaps...
drinking...
some...
tea? '
(muttered he,
dreamily.)
'But all in all, just me being me.'

But suddenly!
A bee
stung me
on the knee
(ouch! said I. er, me)
Back to earth with Bree!

And I'm left to wonder
If me the fish would berate
Were he not lying postrate
dead
on my plate...

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