Bri Edwards Poems

I WAS JUST encountering "leisure", .....SO boring!
'Twas while sitting in a 'comfy' stuffed chair (snoring?) .
[I don't know for sure about THAT line-ending part:
"snoring", but I may have been.Ain't THAT boring! ?
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Fog Runner went streaking on the football field;
I mean he was running naked. He did NOT yield...
to the referee's blasts from the ref's whistle.
But what DID stop FR's run was a BIG damn thistle..
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Let me drink cow's milk with hormones*;
It may make me, Bri, more virile.
Feed me only GMO** food;
I'll become a Super Hero!
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Well, my wife may make MINOR mistakes....
.....when cake, or pie, or Samosa she bakes.
But once she set our poor dog, Joe, on fire;
the stove burner was, alas, his funeral pyre!
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I have been spending time in PH's ' Members' area, sampling...........the poets there.
And I've found a surprisingly-large number of fine poems, though SOME are....just "fair".
Since February's ‘short' and time on my mate's computer is truly, .... unfortunately, FINITE,
I'll start today to put this ‘show' together.I hope you'll find some....poems are ‘dynamite'!
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I was expecting an important package,
to be delivered by messenger to my home.
In order for me to check it for damage...
I wanted to take it at the door, ……so I dared not roam.
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Just for now, try to smile. Please don’t frown!
It’s not so hard! ! Turn that frown right upside-down.
Pretend that a circus has just come to town,
and you’re the 'STAR', ...... a smiling, happy clown.
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How can one know what makes up a perfect poem, either short or long?
It’s the same as knowing what CAN'T be known: “what’s a perfect song? ”
As soon as someone makes a “perfect-poems list”... and shows it,
along comes someone else who takes that “list”, and in the trash can throws it.
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Honk! Honk! Hooonk! ! Yes indeed, I just love to blow my horn;
it’s part of Driving Freedom..... the most fun I’ve had since being born.
But some people are such killjoys. Over “rules” their minds do linger.
In response to their “rules”..... and their dirty looks, I raise my middle finger!
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If Only God's Son....


If 'God's Son' existed once upon a time, I'd welcome Him back to share some wine. While revisiting Earth [[ it's about time! ! ]] He could 'show up' ** His Dad. He could eradicate Grime & Crime! ! Wouldn't THAT be sublime ***? .
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