Oh, you who herald winter’s tides,
And tell of drafty floors, besides,
For in warm weather you do thrive,
Oh fungus on my foot.
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In meadows every afternoon,
About the time for tea,
The flowers listen to the tune
Sung by the bumblebee.
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Oh, surgeon generals always claim
That smoking leads to death,
But people still smoke all the same
And putrefy their breath.
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Just chillin’ with our stylish loves,
Us Guys and Jimbos with our maids;
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Oh space-time, my true love,
I wish you the best:
You must be the rue of
An object at rest.
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“Lo! ” Vespers whisper as you walk past their gaze,
“Hail, o Venus, she whose beauty shall surpass and amaze! ”
“Lo! ” Venerations pour from the mouths of the kind;
Even the wicked by thy halo veracious are struck wholly blind.
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Giant rowans, hear my call
And answer, if you will –
You vines that canter up the wall
And crest the windowsill –
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