Chuck Audette Poems

Ahhh, the fresh canvas of new fallen snow
and the promise of beer-bloated bladder
no pencil, but my pen is, well, you know..
(to a true poet, size doesn't matter)
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I'd write a long ode
to delishis hot coffee
and admitt, I'm even willing
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had to go to the dentist
'cuz my wisdom teeth were hurtin
He said 'we've got to pull them,
that I know for certain'
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John knows that his dog's name
is just a wee bit silly
but he giggles just the same
when he says 'Please pet my Willy'
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me and Pedro had dees plan
to get around de INS man
so we snuck across de U.S border
but den got lost and out of order
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Life from Death, consigned!
do I dare re-cross this line?
to combine
brains,
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he paints on all her clothes,
for she had none all the while -
as in the nude she really posed,
wearing just her smile!
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Nuclear weapons? !
the bible had 'em
so easy for God
to split the Adam
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