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Way back up in the high country, where the air is clean and pure.
In a cave right next to a nice cool stream, lived a mean and hungry cougar.
Now a big old ball came wandering by, just a munchin' down on grass,
But he got too close to the cougar's den, and the cat couldn't let the chance pass.
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With the school year starting up,
There was gonna be a program,
The little misses wanted to give,
A donation of a large ham.
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In my opinion, for what it's worth,
Sheep are the dumbest animals on earth.
One sheep will start to wander and the rest will fall in line,
Where ever the lead one wants to go, the rest think that's just fine.
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The Cougar And The Bull

Way back up in the high country, where the air is clean and pure.
In a cave right next to a nice cool stream, lived a mean and hungry cougar.
Now a big old ball came wandering by, just a munchin' down on grass,
But he got too close to the cougar's den, and the cat couldn't let the chance pass.
He jumped onto that big old bull and took a great big bite.
Cougar and bull went round and round but that cat finally won the fight.
Why, he ate that entire bull, thought it took him a day and a night.
Til all that was left was a pile of bones, and that cat was filled with delight.
That big cat was feeling so proud, be roared as the day grew hot.
But a hunter nearby heard him roaring, and killed that cat with one shot.
Now the moral of this story is, Don't go acting like a mutt.
Remember, if your full of bull, just keep your big mouth shut.

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