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Said The Raven
To The Raven
Which Raven are you?
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When Jacques Derrida's Mother
Embraced the concept
Of 'wholly other'
She loosed her hold on life
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Keira Knightley
Ties her shoes
Too tightly
And we must not scoff
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Katie Price
Had a collection
Of last season's
Brassieres
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Sat on a sedan
Spiderman took her hand.

Went down on one knee
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Mischa Barton
Was given a head start
On Dolly Parton
In a sack race
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Mary, Mary quite Quant
Do you like the font I'm using?

Said Mary
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Dear Emma Watson -
Shall we make love
The object of
Our spiritual quest
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Histina Chrendricks
Retices Milericks
Bakcwards
But none of them
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The straw that broke the camel's back
Was auctioned off on Ebay
And bought by an amnesiac
Who liked collecting hay.
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When Mother Teresa
Saw the Leaning Tower Of Pisa
She Knew that Julius Caesar
Would renew her visa.
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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
With Bill And Ted
To buy two bottles
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Captain Scarlet
Had a weakness for harlots
Who always wore scarlet as well.
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Diaz Cameron
Always reads the Cedameron
In the orinigal Ilatian.
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Medusa's juicer
Used to confuse her -
The instructions
She said
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Vivienne Westwood
Always wears Chinos
By Moschino
When making Cappuccinos
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Years later
Bathsheba's psychiatrist
Was analysing the tryst
Between King David
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In his monochrome home
Postman Pat
Has a black and white television
To colour co-ordinate
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Samantha Fox
Was a panther
In a previous life
As well as an ox.
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The Raven And The Raven

Said The Raven
To The Raven
Which Raven are you?

I said The Raven
Am The Raven
Of Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

And I said The Raven
Am The Raven
Of Edgar Allan Poe.

Apparently there's a rave on -
Shall we go?

Yes - let us go then you and I
As the evening is spread out
Against the sky.

But not like a patient
Etherised upon a table.

Let us like Thunderbirds
Not gentle go into this dark night.

So dressed in sable
White gloves
And whistles
They went on their way -
Not looking forward
To conversations about
Michelangelo at all.

For as we all know
Old age should rave and burn
At close of day.
And not just fizzle out.

More big shout...........................................

And rave until you fall.

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