Biography of David Darbyshire
David Darbyshire Poems
Fear of You Fear of Me Fear of Others Fear you cannot See
Black cats, blue cats white cats, grey cats Round and thin, stray cats Tall and short, they come in all sorts
The tree tops are Dead and so are the Roots It's the rain they Dread also the Shoots
The Men go out and Hunt for Food Women stay home and make there Brood Then the men come back in a good Mood Only to get, both ears Chewed! !
Be Careful What You Say
You must be very Careful, What you Say Cause when a word, Exits your mouth
A dog can be cute, big or maybe minute could have hair long, curly or short
Black and White sad eye's, eats shoots and leaves, what a bear never says thankyou
Monsters Under The Bed
As I lay, in my warm Bed All the Monsters run through my Head Gruesome, Mean, Horrible, Things I wonder what this night Brings?
Little Horny Angel
In the heaven above was a little horny Angel Now this Angel had been naughty, very naughty And was going to be sent down to earth as a penalty The angel would have to stay until it had learned it's lesson
Keep A Nickel Between You Knee's
Keep a Nickel between your Knee's She's so hard to Please All the boys are a real Tease She's die-in to part her Knee's
Bad Report Card
Not being the smartest at school, report cards made me feel like a fool. The report was full of D's, F's, and E's, my parents, I just couldn't please!
When you sit in the pit with the press, and fight for a picture, shoulder to shoulder. Make sure you wear steel-capped-boots, or your toe's will look a real mess.
It is not all Kittens and Puppys Nor a new Car or a Toy I think to have Something Nice Is to help a Poor Hungry Boy
Cats Got My Tongue
I want to talk but ramble on and on I can't talk at all, cause The Cats got my tongue
If you are going to walk at All
Try to walk straight and Tall
Hold your head up High
And I'm gonna tell you Why
When you walk all hunched Over
All bent down, nose in the Clover
You miss all the things around You
keep your head up, the sky is blue.