Biography of David Darbyshire
David Darbyshire Poems
Fear of You Fear of Me Fear of Others Fear you cannot See
Black cats, blue cats white cats, grey cats Round and thin, stray cats Tall and short, they come in all sorts
The tree tops are Dead and so are the Roots It's the rain they Dread also the Shoots
As I Lie In My Bed
As I lie in my Bed All these poems run through my Head I should get up and write them down, Instead I go back to Bed
The Men go out and Hunt for Food Women stay home and make there Brood Then the men come back in a good Mood Only to get, both ears Chewed! !
A Blind Friend
I have a blind Friend He's called Ronny Ron's very Clever We play Backgammon
One ear Up One ear Down And a smile With half a Frown
I've lived in Amsterdam for quite a While and I have found it has it's own Style If you have an Umbrella Your a real lucky Fella
Little Horny Angel
In the heaven above was a little horny Angel Now this Angel had been naughty, very naughty And was going to be sent down to earth as a penalty The angel would have to stay until it had learned it's lesson
Man Oh Man............. You know your getting old When ya really feel the cold A shivering little mass
I never went to school, I havn't read many books. I don't try to be cool, get lots of funny looks.
Bad Report Card
Not being the smartest at school, report cards made me feel like a fool. The report was full of D's, F's, and E's, my parents, I just couldn't please!
Be Careful What You Say
You must be very Careful, What you Say Cause when a word, Exits your mouth
Today Is The Day
So you think, today might be the day It might be, it might be not? Depends on your luck, if it goes your way or you could get caught?
I called my Dog, ' Puddles'
because she pee'ed a lot as a Pup
I call my Cat, 'Wizzer'
Also cause it pee'ed a lot as a Kitten
I now have a young boy called ' Wee Willy'
Guess why, cause he also pee's a lot, as a Baby
No I have bought a Horse, that craps all day Long
What do think I call him?
Crapper? Shitter? Stinkey? .... No.....