Biography of David Darbyshire
I called my Dog, ' Puddles'
because she pee'ed a lot as a Pup
I call my Cat, 'Wizzer'
Also cause it pee'ed a lot as a Kitten
I now have a young boy called ' Wee Willy'
Guess why, cause he also pee's a lot, as a Baby
No I have bought a Horse, that craps all day Long
What do think I call him?
Crapper? Shitter? Stinkey? .... No.....