I'd like to say a Little Prayer
To all them people who like to Swear
'F'in' this and 'F'in' That
Or just shouting at the Flippin Cat
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We were driving along the bay
My girl friend really needed a pee
I said go over that way
Squat down behind that tree
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To observe you must stop and look
Then you will see
You will see nothing
Moving so speedily
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I am lost in my own room
Like a tourist in a tomb
Everything looks so strange
Reach out nothing in range
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If your happy,
don't blow it.
If you've blown it,
don't show it.
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A cat with a smile,
and eye's of wonder.
Our love is worthwhile,
and we grow fonder.
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It came with a flash,
the sound was deafening.
Felt like a whip-lash,
I didn't expect anything.
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She Prayed everyday in the Gym
That she would stay healthy and Thin
But when she walked out the Door
She was just as plump as Before
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She's quite a Charmer
And when she drops her Armour
That lady can Smile
With a curve around half a Mile
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