dotty ducks

Nine sleeping ducks snoring in a bed,
One flies out and one wants bread,
Seven sleeping ducks snoring in a bed,
One woke up and one needs milk,
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In the farm one day there lay three biscuts,
One horse came to it as he had bad fits,
He took one bite and there he went,
Where people we sleeping - in a tent.
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The horrible duck teacher, a pain in the neck,
He was a vulture and sometimes took a peck,
When ducks were naughty there was a punishment,
His punishment was that he put ducks in a vent.
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Skiing ducks, on the go
Trying to eat the snow,
Their likings-ridiclious,
Their skiing was atrocious.
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Ducks love chocolate anytime everyday,
They buy it, eat it, especially in May,
One day the ducks ate it in the class,
Then the teacher hurt them which was a lark.
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One day a duck came to the local park,
He saw a revolving tree which was a lark,
He went home and told his mum and dad,
They thought he was lying and thought he was mad.
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There was a missing ted,
Away from one ducks bed,
The duck told the police,
But they were having a feast.
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This is what ducks do at night,
But they don't get in a fight,
They go to the lake just to camp,
Plus they bring a special lamp.
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Ate toast,
Brushed teeth,
Fixed her tap which just did leak,
Dressed up,
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Ducky the duck drank mystial juice,
Plus he was feeling rather loose,
He drank it up in one go,
It healed up his broken toe.
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Don't remind me of my incident,
I was only three,
This incident is about:
Tea, biscuts and me!
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Ducks draw doodles, in their free time,
Even in lessons, the teachers thinks its crime,
One day the doodling duck drew a cake,
Another duck took it off him without a break,
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Tic-toc tic-toc,
Ducks look at the clock,
Bic-boc bic-boc,
Chef's cooking hot wok.
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Why are ducks bored today?
They can't be bothered to say,
One whole day of bordem,
They'd rather be in a cauldron.
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There was lots of the duck's stuff,
Left on the local bus,
They forgot to pick it up and just left it,
Then a cow came along, took it, tried it and did fit.
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