My classic cracker
only fits around
the pointy end
of the Gen Y,
...
'We're a minor irritation
on a sleeping dog;
credited,
a large one,
...
don't like traps
that catch their money,
accident possibilities,
...
< there's a point to that,
one to this >,
none to this O,
O none to that.
...
It's time to start thinking, from not so far,
where the money's going to come from
when it's not coming from where it did
before the regime of the driver-less car.
...
WINDBAGS
who express their will
in 7000 words,
when its thieves need few:
...
You dramatise the situation
when you're caught without a coat
when the weather changes in France:
you say, 'Je viens en pardessous';
...
'I will not be the fool I would be
if I agreed that he
needed to be free more than me, '
as good as declared Shakespeare's Adriana,
...
The provisos given,
that the teacher is a she,
the student a he,
and that both are young,
...
Fines to be raised to a thousand.
'As the better multi-taskers,
women on the phone in the car risk less.
...