Of all the critters men have cursed,
The hateful hairy tick is worst.
His charm conceals a crudest quest
To snag you in his noxious nest.
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In Plato's cave the poppies grow
Enchantingly, it seems:
A soothing, soporific show
Of mesmerizing dreams.
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Whose words these are I think I know.
His workshop is a nuthouse though;
He will not like my chortling sneer
That mocks his composition so.
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He walked out in the dark one day
To see a million stars,
The vastness of the Milky Way,
The luminance of Mars.
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Though of two minds he played it cool,
True to the sacred feline rule,
Convinced he could not be a crime,
Both cat and carcass at one time,
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So sophic, so subtle, so sensual, so strong,
He gleamed in God's garments so fair.
To the virginal mother he sang his sweet song
With her family happily there.
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The road may lead a thousand miles.
It seems absurd; it's not my style.
But there's one way to best a trial:
Before you run, you first must crawl.
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