Flying Lemming Poems

I sat with no one else around
Some music soft in the background
was the only gentle sound
I just relaxed my brain
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I am offering you the best deal
So good you wont believe its real
So great I can barely hold my excitement
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While out walking on Tuesday
An object was blocking my way
It was metal and large and wide
Then a door opened on one side
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My car is faster, sleeker, newer
The very example of Cool

My house is bigger, grander, posher
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It wasn’t me, I wasn’t there
I didn’t pull away your chair
I didn’t set your hamster free
I didn’t put soap in your tea
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Certainly we each start the day
Uniquely on our own way
Pushing us out through the grey
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There it is still taunting me
Out the side of my eye I see
But I can wait patiently
Until the moment is right
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This should be easy, no problem at all
I have the instructions and the right tool
I’ve opened the box and laid out the parts
And now the construction part starts
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Trust me, I’m in the government
I know how your money should be spent
What wrong with taking large donations
From shady firms or dodgy nations
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I’ve just ‘Google’d me and found out
My poems are also on ‘Poemsabout’
It, like Poemhunter, collects poetry
But would’ve been nice if they’d asked me
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