Flying Lemming Poems

I’ve got a twin I don’t like him
Which is fair cos he doesn’t like me
He drives me mad by acting bad
And annoying me regularly
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The young balloon was in his room
The storm was raging outside
So he scooted off to his parent’s room
To find somewhere to hide
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Thank you for your call, it is important to us
We will try to help you with the minimum of fuss

If you know the extension you need
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My dear close favourite friend
I have something I have to send
On to you that I just found
Sent to me last time around
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I took someone’s car and drove into the cops
I ran into a window while stealing from the shops
My attempts at thievery are all a load of flops
Karma is coming after me, yes it is
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My food is cleaned and double cleaned
In a clinical environment
At each step it’s sterilised
Each and every ingredient
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What could happen with just one more gun
Surely it can’t really harm anyone
But I feel I need it for my protection
As I lately realised on reflection
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I’m thinking of getting a pet
But not sure what to get
I haven’t decided yet what it will be
With or without a tail
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The young balloon was in his room
The storm was raging outside
So he scooted off to his parent’s room
To find somewhere to hide
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You’re not quite the height I like but I can bend a bit
You’re wider than the girls I like but I guess you could get fit
You hair is kind of mousey, not the shiny blond I seek
Your voice isn’t velvety and your laugh has that odd squeak
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