Biography of Frances May
Spike Milligan, Bob Dylan, Noel Fielding, Bill Bailey and Emily Dickinson. When a shrinking machine is invented, these people will live in my jacket pocket -I will feed them biscuit crumbs and corn on the cob. I hope to infuse a spoonful of wit with a dash of profoundness and mix the contents of my disorganised mind together to make something both entertaining and thought provoking.
A silly Franglish poème
'You look pretty
You make me shiver
I am yours
This is what they would write to me
If I were a French lady.
All les blokes français
they would all do as I say,
and they would feed me vin et fromage
I wish I were French! ! Quelle dommage! ! !