Francesca Johnson (I'm a metal tiger - there's your clue / Europe)
Lord Ledgie of the Cut
Lord Ledgie, paintbrush bristling in his hands
“You can call me Ledgie, John or anything you like
but I’m known as Lord Ledgie, ” he says.
Tall and imperial with long flowing locks
And a battered old hat,
Sartorially inelegant but suitably attired
For his stature and eccentricity.
His Peacock lies still, silent, purple and proud