Gary Diamond

Rookie (04-10-1984 / Portsmouth, UK)

Biography of Gary Diamond

Self-professed laziest poet alive. Works in short bursts of creativity before getting bored and not writing again for months. Hates 90% of poems submitted here, but knows that the ones he most hates are probably the ones people would actually comment on and score highly.

Influences are Bukowski, Vonnegut, Burroughs, Burgess, Orwell, all the idiots of the world, all the bad landlords and whatever else.

Also a musician, painter and intellectual. Party trick: playing four wine glasses at once.

Gary Diamond's Works:

Published? You've got to be joking.

Have you read anything I've posted here? I can barely string two words together, let alone write a novel or a big book of poetry. Updates

Broken Toys

We wear out.
We slowly start to die.
We're born to it.
We'd love to change it.
Dream to.
It's not to be.

They say the taking part is what matters, no matter what the outcome.
So I tried really hard for several years and still did worse than those that

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