George BernardBloodyShaw Poems

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91.
Recycling

Do I live
A synthetic life
As I float
On my boat,
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92.
Dirty Living

I'm only dirty
On the outside....

Am I an outsider?
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93.
Hey! Heavy Man!

What is it
Or they
I would weigh?
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94.
Birth, Death, Marriage To Compute

My computer
Won't compute.

Is it dead?
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95.
Unidentified Lying Object (Ulo)

'Ullo. Who are you?

Or what?
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96.
Won'T Give In

Wow, I'm tired.

I know I'm retired
But sod
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97.
I Wound

I felt I needed
A little bit big.

I'm a randy git, you see.
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98.
Gis' A Lift Mate

I want a stairlift.
Not as a gift
But I need it quick.
I need it fast
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99.
Not Shakespeare

What should be
Could be.

P'raps life
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100.
Words

One is one
Two is one
Three is another.
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