George BernardBloodyShaw Poems

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51.
Fishy Tails

52.
Sexy Music

I nearly have an organism
On my organ

Still not as good as sex
...

53.
For Those Who Make Five From Two Plus Two

I am me.

She is she.
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54.
Hair Today Gone Tomorrow

My hairy fairy
Affair
With hair.
My love
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55.
Ain'T Mums Wonderful

It's definitely
A bollick
When Mum gets that carbolic
To wash my mouth out.
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56.
Silencing The Lambs

I'm a little sheep
But won't come cheap
As a lamb
Not to be led to the slaughter...
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57.
Tempus Fugit

Tempus fugit.

No, it DOESN'T!
Cos tempers FLY.
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58.
Cupboard Love

Look mate
DON'T just call me a cupboard!

I've got an 'andle.....
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59.
Bloody Hell

Midnight.

Vampire bite.
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60.
How Not To Be A Poet

Trouble with words
they flow,
when they flow
they're gone,
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