George Hunter Poems

I didn’t make
This up
But I’ve heard it
Since
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A beautiful day
Sun’s shining, birds are singing
God’s in his heaven.
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There was a big feline named Dancer
Who asked her mate for an answer.
How do you titillate an ocelot?
Why you just oscillate its titalot.
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A Cat Called Nan

I once had a cat called Nan
Whose tail got caught in a fan.
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On a lazy summer afternoon
All of us boys were lying in the shade
Talking about all kinds of things
In a world we never made.
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One summer's day, with nothing better to do,
I went to the beach to enjoy the view.
Lots of cute babes lying around in the sand
Trying their best to improve their tan.
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Did you ever think that when you smell something good
Like roasting coffee or cedar wood
Or baking bread or sweet perfume
That actual molecules are floating around the room?
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As I was walking down the path
In my head I did some higher math.
They say that one and one makes two
But I know that that's not always true
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CAUTION: Reading this rhyme may give you a headache.

I think I’ll take an Alka Seltzer to relieve my gut,
Eating too much Mexican has put me in a rut.
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Fire and ice, fire and ice,
Fire and ice, they will suffice.
With the huge flames glowing, glowing
And the glaciers overflowing.
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