George Hunter Poems

I met this young Miss in Iraq
Who said I know you’ll attack
...Since I aim to please
...Shall I get on my knees
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Spring is here, grass too
The long wait is over now
You’re the lawnmower.
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There was a young chick from Mombassa
Who had a very nice assa.
When she’d sit on the bar
Everyone near and far
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The clock went off, I hit the snooze,
I must be suffering from the booze.
Time to wake up from my dreams
And greet the morning sunlight’s beams.
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There was this guy from Albuquerque
Whose prospects seemed rather muerque.
As this season approaches
A great fear encroaches
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I had this hound dawg
We called him Ole Blue
Whose favorite sport was
Micturating on my shoe.
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It was Thursday, Friday,
Saturday then Sunday
And I knew that the next day
Would be a Monday.
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Old Biscuit's gone now
He had a good run
Leading a dog's life
Loafing in the sun.
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There was a young couple
Named Betty and Billy.
Who always liked doing
Some thing very silly.
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Garth was romping and running
Up and down the hall.
Barking loudly and having a ball.
He was telling me to take him out,
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