George Hunter Poems

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41.
Tired Of Xmas

Christmas, Chrisrmas, it’s never free,
Tho I pray to the saints that be.
It’s so sad,
But not all bad.
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42.
001 - A Dream

One night while sleeping in my chair
I met a lass who wasn’t there.
She bent and planted a big wet kiss
Upon my lips, what utter bliss.
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43.
001 - A Woman's Mind?

Which is it harder to do
A woman’s mind to understand
Or to drag a whale across the sand?
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44.
001 - Girl Watching

I was sitting in the park just biding my time
Trying to think of a topic for my next rhyme.
When this maiden strolled by,
Man she really looked neat
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45.
Rhyming Nonsense

I can make a silly rhyme
Almost any old time
For a nickel or a dime
Or a vodka with a lime.
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46.
Bills

Got up today and was feeling so gay
Then remembered I had a lot of bills to pay.
All of a sudden I wasn't so sunny
Because I was completely out of money
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47.
Cheeseburger Pie

Cheeseburger pie, cheeseburger pie,
How I love that cheeseburger pie.
I could eat it till I die.
When I go to the bye and bye,
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48.
Comin' Thru The Grass

If a body meet a body comin' thru the grass
Should a body kiss a body and grab her by the ass?
—To tell you the truth,
—That sounds so uncouth,
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49.
Cops

This cop was a young galoot
Who never learned how to shoot.
—His pard said one day
—This never will play
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50.
Ace, Ww I

One day when I was a lad
I was patrolling in my Spad
—I was flying over France
—By the seat of my pants
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