In silken sheets of her Italian bed
we consummated after we were wed
the union that each soul is lusting for
woke in the morn to a most fright'ning roar
...
Keeps nagging me about a will
I had not thought that I was ill.
We must protect and serve the kiddoes,
just look how many lonely widows
...
Pulling one foot
out of the printer,
the other stays
mired in ink,
...
Trot, trot, slap, slap, trot, trot, slap, slap
lone highway, it is hot
and lots of inner strength on tap
a marathon it's not.
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One foot immersed
the plan rehearsed,
then off at speed
to do the deed.
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Yes, He gave the nod,
to the two of you then
and he found it not odd
he'd created these men
...
He was an altruist
though didn't know
the meaning of the word.
Gave fruits and vegetables
...
I had to take my eyes off all the money,
inside the vault of New York City Bank.
I'd glimpsed the image of a real honey,
we had just driven through the wall in our tank.
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I think it may be rather odd
that no one knows the real God.
Elusive, yes, for centuries
and overseeing miseries,
...
There once was a poet named Turner.
He was kind and a rather quick learner.
Then he tempted his fate
when he stayed for debate
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