Howard Camner


Howard Camner Poems

1. Judi & Me 9/7/2006
2. The Mama Chung Massacre 2/23/2007
3. Shrew 6/9/2007
4. Eli At 4 7/29/2007
5. Maid In Heaven 8/24/2007
6. Balancing Act 1/10/2008
7. Lily's Eggs Over Easy 1/16/2008
8. Sisters 1/16/2008
9. Self-Portrait On Stage 1/16/2008
10. Meltdown On Main Street 1/16/2008
11. Darwin's Dream 2/4/2008
12. Epitaph In A Convex Mirror 2/21/2008
13. Delilah Deflated 2/24/2008
14. Picture This 3/30/2008
15. One Free For Mr. D 2/12/2010
16. The Untimely Passing Of A Time Traveler 2/20/2010
17. Carmen The Oyster Shucker 7/30/2010
18. Waiting For Daylight 12/8/2010
19. Verbal Apraxia Relieved 7/11/2011
20. Mr. Question Man 11/27/2011
21. One For The Queen Of Mah Jongg 12/31/2010
22. Wilma's Banana Bread Boutade 8/25/2012
23. Owed To Dr. Jackassolow Whose Limitations Eclipse His Intentions 2/20/2010
Best Poem of Howard Camner

Owed To Dr. Jackassolow Whose Limitations Eclipse His Intentions

There's a lot to say
about Dr. Jackassolow
but I'll just get to the point

He has an undeniable talent
for making a very expensive suit
look cheap

Read the full of Owed To Dr. Jackassolow Whose Limitations Eclipse His Intentions

Shrew

She's a low-rent Lolita
in her wisdom wig
when she works her way to Why

She's a high-heeled hypocrite
spewing fiction as fact
every other Sunday

And when the world won't listen
she just carves it all in stone
and hopes her tears won't wash it away

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