Howard Camner


Howard Camner Poems

1. Judi & Me 9/7/2006
2. The Mama Chung Massacre 2/23/2007
3. Shrew 6/9/2007
4. Eli At 4 7/29/2007
5. Maid In Heaven 8/24/2007
6. Balancing Act 1/10/2008
7. Lily's Eggs Over Easy 1/16/2008
8. Sisters 1/16/2008
9. Self-Portrait On Stage 1/16/2008
10. Meltdown On Main Street 1/16/2008
11. Darwin's Dream 2/4/2008
12. Epitaph In A Convex Mirror 2/21/2008
13. Delilah Deflated 2/24/2008
14. Picture This 3/30/2008
15. One Free For Mr. D 2/12/2010
16. The Untimely Passing Of A Time Traveler 2/20/2010
17. Carmen The Oyster Shucker 7/30/2010
18. Waiting For Daylight 12/8/2010
19. Verbal Apraxia Relieved 7/11/2011
20. Mr. Question Man 11/27/2011
21. One For The Queen Of Mah Jongg 12/31/2010
22. Wilma's Banana Bread Boutade 8/25/2012
23. Owed To Dr. Jackassolow Whose Limitations Eclipse His Intentions 2/20/2010
Best Poem of Howard Camner

Owed To Dr. Jackassolow Whose Limitations Eclipse His Intentions

There's a lot to say
about Dr. Jackassolow
but I'll just get to the point

He has an undeniable talent
for making a very expensive suit
look cheap

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Maid In Heaven

No one's sure how she got the job
Some say it was a train wreck
Others claim Old Scratch lost his queen
Either way, she keeps the place immaculately clean
She fluffs the clouds, sorts the saints,
and rearranges rainbows
She shines Big Daddy's shoes, waxes wings,
and polishes halos
She oils the hinges on the Pearly Gates,

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