Hubert Wilson Poems

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31.
Oleb And Texas Death Master

Shown the way to defeat the Texas Death Master.
Knowledge would avert disaster.
Revealing the George W secret past.
All the information was massed.
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32.
Favorite Roman General Of Senator Larry Craig

His restroom stall wide stance is non plus -
As he imitated Troopus Erectus?
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33.
Graven In New Haven

BrUSHing aside the terrified nurse!
Excited physician feared something worse!
Examining the new born boy!
Lurid surgery he did immediately employ!
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34.
Shrinking Hard Bill

Going down!
Revolting frown!
Emasculating reality!
Evaporating vitality!
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35.
Cowturdulance And Secession

Rarin' to be the final American President?
Insane, dubious wannabe White House's last Union resident?
Can't see more George W style tonsorial Texas cowturdulance?
Kinda like stringin' barbed wire in the nude in west Texas hot expanse?
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36.
Texas Fixes Whatz Rong With Amurican Hiztury Textbooks

All that slavery trade
Was just a true and happy version of a Civil Rights crusade.
Those resentful and malcontent dispossessed Indian tribes
Are just duping naive history scribes.
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37.
Eyes Of Fern Holland

She of the Greta Garbo mystic eyes.
Just what did they disguise?
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38.
Mange On The Mane?

Real hair?
Incredibly sooo rare?
Confident hairsute flare?
Known to visually and carelessly blare?
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39.
Racing Pelvic Thunder On The Appalachian Trail

Tiger is not alone?
Others also bemoan?
Yes, even John Edwards has the affliction?
Overcome by speeding pelvic friction?
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40.
Serial Fraud

Air National Guard questions remain.
Fortunate son continues to NOT answer but abstain.
2 many years have passed.
6 year obligation contradictions amassed.
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