Ian Schneider Poems

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1.
The Life Of A Bipolar

Highs and Lows
Mind never slows

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2.
My Biggest Fear

Do you ever believe you were destined for great things
then say 'it can't be done, ' and fold up your wings?
I envy the unintelligent,
the plain,
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3.
Why Get A Phd?

99% of humanity
is enclosed within
our knowledgebase
I yearn to be that 1%
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4.
My Mind

In the morning my mind rises
afire and full of surprises.

By nightfall my mind will stagnate.
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5.
Submit A Poem

To Submit a poem
It must have rhythm
Must be flowin'
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6.
What To Live For

Some live for human connections,
others for sensory sensations.
For which shall I live for?
Why not both?
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7.
Life Analogy 2 (Consistency)

Life is consistent
When it comes to
Punishing the reckless
Ostracizing the negligent
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8.
Life Analogy 3 (Booty Call)

Treat your day
like your booty call.
Bang her with full effort,
Bang her because you want to,
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9.
Persuasion Is Power

Persuasion is Power
With Rhetoric it's key.
Giving one the upper hand
and damn good poetry.
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10.
I Can'T Rhyme

This poem is very loud.
But I can't rhyme with loud,
My professor is far from proud
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