Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

1. $howtime 2/3/2013
2. 3rs Rearranged 2/21/2013
3. A Dog Of Few Words 10/18/2007
4. A Stewart Serves 4/22/2013
5. A Stitch In Time 10/20/2014
6. A Thought A Head 12/19/2014
7. A Walmart Carol 12/23/2014
8. A Work In Distraction 2/8/2013
9. A.I.D.S. Orphan 10/18/2007
10. Aa 2/14/2010
11. Aa - Life And Death 3/18/2014
12. 'Aah' Ad 3/3/2014
13. Abort Abortion 8/30/2012
14. About Bamboo - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/15/2014
15. Accepting Human Nature 11/27/2014
16. Achilles 7/21/2011
17. Ada Lovelace 2/17/2013
18. Adaptabear 6/17/2014
19. Addicted To... 9/20/2013
20. Affluenza Diagnosis 2/1/2014
21. Afghanistanstuck 12/21/2014
22. Aging Of Roe V Wade 5/9/2013
23. Agonizing 10/24/2007
24. Aid And Abet 2/24/2011
25. Alexander The G... 1/20/2014
26. All A Round 11/23/2014
27. All Children Be Elite 5/7/2013
28. Alone Abroad 5/21/2013
29. Alzheimer's Attack 3/21/2013
30. Am Gun, Will Kill 5/6/2013
31. Ambergris 5/29/2013
32. Amegilla 2/13/2013
33. American Eel 4/17/2014
34. American Pharoah -new- 6/16/2015
35. Anana - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/9/2013
36. Anana On Vacation 3/20/2015
37. Anana The Star - Lincoln Park Zoo 8/31/2013
38. Anana, Diving Diva - Lincoln Park Zoo 11/6/2013
39. Anatomy Of Salary 5/11/2014
40. Andean Bear - Lincoln Park Zoo 11/27/2013
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Sneezing Matter

'Where's my sandwich? I'm gonna tell.'
He whined and made a face. I smiled.
Little brothers are living hell.
I should have been an only child.
'Shut up or starve, That's how it goes.'
I glanced away. That's when he threw
A can of pepper up my nose.
I sneezed until my face was blue.
I came real close to fratricide.

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