Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

1. $howtime 2/3/2013
2. 3rs Rearranged 2/21/2013
3. A Dog Of Few Words 10/18/2007
4. A Missing Link 11/2/2015
5. A New Deep Sound 1/2/2016
6. A Stewart Serves 4/22/2013
7. A Stitch In Time 10/20/2014
8. A Thought A Head 12/19/2014
9. A Walmart Carol 12/23/2014
10. A Work In Distraction 2/8/2013
11. A.I.D.S. Orphan 10/18/2007
12. Aa 2/14/2010
13. Aa - Life And Death 3/18/2014
14. 'Aah' Ad 3/3/2014
15. Abort Abortion 8/30/2012
16. About Bamboo - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/15/2014
17. Accepting Human Nature 11/27/2014
18. Achilles 7/21/2011
19. Acorn Woodpecker 12/6/2015
20. Ada Lovelace 2/17/2013
21. Adaptabear 6/17/2014
22. Addicted To... 9/20/2013
23. Affluenza Diagnosis 2/1/2014
24. Afghanistanstuck 12/21/2014
25. Aging Of Roe V Wade 5/9/2013
26. Agonizing 10/24/2007
27. Aid And Abet 2/24/2011
28. Alexander The G... 1/20/2014
29. All A Round 11/23/2014
30. All Children Be Elite 5/7/2013
31. Allen's Swamp Monkey - Lincoln Park Zoo 3/4/2016
32. Alone Abroad 5/21/2013
33. Alzheimer's Attack 3/21/2013
34. Am Gun, Will Kill 5/6/2013
35. Ambergris 5/29/2013
36. Amegilla 2/13/2013
37. American Eel 4/17/2014
38. American Pharoah 6/16/2015
39. American Toad - Lincoln Park Zoo 12/8/2015
40. Anana - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/9/2013
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Sneezing Matter

'Where's my sandwich? I'm gonna tell.'
He whined and made a face. I smiled.
Little brothers are living hell.
I should have been an only child.
'Shut up or starve, That's how it goes.'
I glanced away. That's when he threw
A can of pepper up my nose.
I sneezed until my face was blue.
I came real close to fratricide.

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