Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

361. Easily Distracted 1/15/2008
362. Eating Sensibly 10/18/2008
363. Eavesdrop 6/27/2015
364. Edible Delights 8/31/2008
365. Edith Bunker 10/28/2013
366. Edmond 7/10/2015
367. Eekquality 5/2/2014
368. Eeluded 3/3/2013
369. Egyptian Fruit Bat - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/20/2013
370. Eleanor Integrated 7/20/2013
371. Ellesmere Island 11/3/2013
372. Emblematic 4/3/2013
373. Emerald Starling - Lincoln Park Zoo 3/1/2015
374. Emil J. Kapaun 3/5/2013
375. Emily's Bridge 11/17/2014
376. Empress On A Roll 6/1/2012
377. End In Sight 4/22/2014
378. Ene 'Bee' Ated 11/4/2013
379. Englishish 10/23/2007
380. Enough With The Damn Crusades 8/11/2013
381. Eriskay Ponies To The Rescue 10/29/2013
382. Ernest Borgnine 2/28/2013
383. Ernestine 3/1/2013
384. Escape From - Lincoln Park Zoo 9/23/2014
385. Estate On Paper 11/21/2014
386. Eta Aquarids 6/3/2014
387. Etch - A - Sketch 3/12/2013
388. Ethan Eagle - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/27/2014
389. Eurasian Lynx - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/4/2013
390. Eurasian Lynx Sisters 2/26/2015
391. Euthanization -new- 8/28/2015
392. Eviction Notice 5/16/2014
393. Exploit 4/29/2015
394. Extras 8/9/2009
395. Eye Ssstrain 3/16/2013
396. Eyes On Baby Lemur - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/9/2014
397. Facing 2/4/2013
398. Fairy Tale Of Defect 10/23/2007
399. Family Acceptance 9/27/2009
400. Family Reunion 4/27/2015
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Sneezing Matter

'Where's my sandwich? I'm gonna tell.'
He whined and made a face. I smiled.
Little brothers are living hell.
I should have been an only child.
'Shut up or starve, That's how it goes.'
I glanced away. That's when he threw
A can of pepper up my nose.
I sneezed until my face was blue.
I came real close to fratricide.

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