Ima Ryma Poems
A Dog Of Few Words
A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'
'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'
Able To Adapt
In the day of the dinosaur,
The penguins were able to fly,
But then decided they liked more
To be in water than in sky.
It took penguins a while to solve
How to be more fish and less bird,
But slowly did reverse evolve
From wing to flipper, in a word.
Bigger muscle and denser bone