Ima Ryma Poems

I have been a beggar for years,
Up and down the city streets where
This here old gal best profiteers,
Asking the folks if they could spare
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President Reagan and the Queen
Went for a horse ride at his ranch
The Queen's horse farted so obscene,
Causing Her Majesty to blanche.
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I remember those moments well;
Driving to the airport that day,
Hearing those news bulletins tell
Of a jet crash on a runway.
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Old Gramps still had a horn to toot.
While pursuing his wild night life,
He met a girl, both young and cute.
Soon after, they were man and wife.
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Tom Edison worked many years
Inventing the electric light.
While disbelievers made their jeers,
He kept on trying, day and night.
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I was Mom and Dad's only child.
They raised me the best that they could.
I left for college. Things went wild.
My folks - they called it quits for good.
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Bo was one of the family.
Rescued from a shelter, the pup
Was full of playful energy,
Ready for whatever was up.
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St. Peter went on holiday;
So Jesus stepped into his place.
The first man in line, old and grey,
Told Jesus facts to make his case,
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We the people, the U.S.A.
Are blessed with living freedom's worth.
We are determined, come what may,
To better life on planet Earth.
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My client, by a Saudi Court,
Was found guilty and ordered to
60 lashes of the whip sort.
Her crime was she was with men who
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