Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

1481. Tumbleweed 1/17/2016
1482. Turkey Pardon 2/12/2013
1483. Turkeygate 12/30/2014
1484. Turtle On Call - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/29/2015
1485. Turtle Recall 12/8/2011
1486. Turtle Tip 1/20/2015
1487. Turtle Tooth - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/1/2015
1488. Turtlely - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/7/2013
1489. Twappy 3/22/2013
1490. Twistmas 2/8/2013
1491. Two Fer 6/8/2008
1492. Two Sisters Two - Lincoln Park Zoo 9/19/2015
1493. Ubuntu 12/31/2013
1494. Unbearable 1/19/2013
1495. Uncalled For 9/14/2011
1496. Uncommon Sense 11/21/2007
1497. Undead Live On 9/21/2012
1498. Under 2/21/2010
1499. Under Attack 1/16/2016
1500. Unfounded? 12/27/2009
1501. Ungun 1/25/2014
1502. Unheeded 7/20/2014
1503. Uninvited - Lincoln Park Zoo 9/18/2014
1504. Unsinkable Molly Brown 3/11/2013
1505. Unsporting 4/10/2013
1506. Until Death Do Us Disney World 2/5/2014
1507. Urine The Money 4/29/2016
1508. Use The Young 3/22/2014
1509. Valentines From Kwan - Lincoln Park Zoo 2/28/2015
1510. Valley Of 10,000 Smokes 3/4/2013
1511. Vegas V.I.P. 1/7/2013
1512. Venom Champ 1/5/2015
1513. Versed On Love 8/31/2014
1514. Veterans As Well 12/2/2014
1515. Viagra 2/7/2013
1516. Vicious Circle 10/30/2007
1517. Vicky - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/22/2014
1518. Vulnerable 8/3/2008
1519. Wabbit Pleath 11/19/2013
1520. Walter Cronkite 7/25/2009
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Past Acquaintance

I left my hotel and strolled through
The nearby cemetery gate.
I was surprised to run into
Someone like me out walking late.
His name was Dave, a handsome lad.
While we talked, I became aware
The night chill had him shaking bad.
I let him have my coat to wear.
We kept each other company,

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