Ima Ryma Poems
A Dog Of Few Words
A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'
'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'
Second To None
Queen Elizabeth the Second
Now has most seconds on the throne.
Math can be done if so beckoned,
1952 to now zone.
Great Britain has gone through much change,
The grand empire faded away.
Much of the new made old look strange.
But still 'God save the Queen' did stay.
Through all the times of good and bad,