Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

1521. Unfounded? 12/27/2009
1522. Ungun 1/25/2014
1523. Unheeded 7/20/2014
1524. Uninvited - Lincoln Park Zoo 9/18/2014
1525. Unsinkable Molly Brown 3/11/2013
1526. Unsporting 4/10/2013
1527. Until Death Do Us Disney World 2/5/2014
1528. Urine The Money 4/29/2016
1529. Use The Young 3/22/2014
1530. Valentines From Kwan - Lincoln Park Zoo 2/28/2015
1531. Valley Of 10,000 Smokes 3/4/2013
1532. Vegas V.I.P. 1/7/2013
1533. Venom Champ 1/5/2015
1534. Versed On Love 8/31/2014
1535. Veterans As Well 12/2/2014
1536. Viagra 2/7/2013
1537. Vicious Circle 10/30/2007
1538. Vicky - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/22/2014
1539. Vulnerable 8/3/2008
1540. Wabbit Pleath 11/19/2013
1541. Walter Cronkite 7/25/2009
1542. War Against Malaria 2/14/2014
1543. War On Gang Terror 8/23/2014
1544. War Will 4/2/2013
1545. Washington Monument 3/6/2015
1546. Wasp World 1/22/2013
1547. Wasps Away 6/6/2014
1548. Waste In The Wind 7/14/2013
1549. Water $lide 10/1/2013
1550. Water No Well 3/8/2012
1551. Waterbuck - Lincoln Park Zoo 2/17/2015
1552. Watermelon 8/26/2015
1553. We 2/19/2013
1554. We Be Herd 4/24/2014
1555. We The Sheep 2/15/2013
1556. We Time - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/6/2015
1557. Weather Man 2/7/2013
1558. Weave Woe - Lincoln Park Zoo 3/7/2016
1559. Web Shot 2/28/2014
1560. Web Stir - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/28/2015
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Mitochondrial Eve

I am Mitochondrial Eve,
The most recent woman from whom
All living humans did conceive
And tied as coming from my womb.
Two hundred centuries ago
Was when I did live, give or take,
In East Africa, maybe so.
Exactitudes are hard to make.
The only woman I was not,

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