My 2 comrades and I were caught
By the enemy as we spied.
Death by firing squad was the lot,
And immediately applied
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llan Ramon, an astronaut,
Was one of Columbia's crew,
That in 2003 was caught
In the tragedy coming true,
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On my bicycle, coasting down
A hill on a back road somewhere.
Suddenly, there's a blur of brown,
And I crash right into a bear.
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It was their anniversary.
One year in loving, wedded bliss.
Neither of them had much money,
But had in mind a gift for this.
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Walter Cronkite was 92
When death came for the anchor man,
And took him right to heaven to
Take over news for the H Span.
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I got mixed up with the wrong crowd.
They turned me on to heroin.
I wandered around in a cloud,
A mess in a drug addict's skin.
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I am flying a commercial flight.
The extra charges blow my mind.
An extra charge for weight and height.
An extra charge if deaf or blind.
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Welcome - Psychiatric Hotline.
Multiple personality -
Press buttons 5,6,8 and 9.
Press 1 over repeatedly
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It was the end of World War II.
I, a G.I., in Germany
Was walking down an avenue.
A young German girl came toward me.
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The tale of Paul Revere some say
Was not quite like the poem said.
Poetic license taken may
Have stretched the truth a bit instead.
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