Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

161. Black Piranha 4/23/2013
162. Black Rhino Born - Lincoln Park Zoo 9/12/2013
163. Black Tree Monitor - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/19/2015
164. Blind Insight 7/8/2016
165. Bling Up 1/29/2013
166. Blood Moon 5/14/2014
167. Bloody Middle East 9/24/2014
168. Bloody Sunday 3/23/2015
169. Blow Worthy 1/29/2014
170. Blowfly On The Fly 3/22/2016
171. Blue Faced Honey Eater - Lincoln Park Zoo 5/17/2016
172. Blyth's Hornbill - Lincoln Park Zoo 2/26/2014
173. Bo 5/9/2010
174. Bo And The Blame 10/27/2014
175. Bo And The Constitution 3/25/2014
176. Bo And The Intruder 10/14/2014
177. Bo And The Our Girls 6/5/2014
178. Bo And The Paid Per View 2/14/2015
179. Bo And The Play Through 2/3/2015
180. Bo And The Resolute Desk 12/1/2013
181. Boar For More 1/3/2016
182. Bodily 10/25/2007
183. Bolivian Titi - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/25/2013
184. Bond Of Bird 2/18/2013
185. Boo 2/27/2013
186. Boudicca 9/23/2015
187. Boy Next Door - Lincoln Park Zoo 8/10/2015
188. Brain Hack 3/5/2013
189. Brain Snap 3/3/2016
190. Brainy Aristotle 11/13/2014
191. Brittany 11/22/2014
192. Budding 3/6/2013
193. Budi -new- 8/12/2016
194. Bug Back To The Future 4/4/2013
195. Bug To The Future 12/31/2014
196. Bugging The Masterpiece 12/12/2010
197. Bugler Taps 12/5/2014
198. Bull Shot 2/14/2013
199. Bully Pulpit 4/19/2014
200. Bullyism 3/15/2013
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Sneezing Matter

'Where's my sandwich? I'm gonna tell.'
He whined and made a face. I smiled.
Little brothers are living hell.
I should have been an only child.
'Shut up or starve, That's how it goes.'
I glanced away. That's when he threw
A can of pepper up my nose.
I sneezed until my face was blue.
I came real close to fratricide.

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