Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

161. Bugler Taps 12/5/2014
162. Bull Shot 2/14/2013
163. Bully Pulpit 4/19/2014
164. Bullyism 3/15/2013
165. Bumblebee No Fly 11/3/2014
166. Bunch Crunch 7/9/2014
167. 'Bun'Dolences 1/17/2008
168. Burgle Gurgle 5/8/2013
169. Burma - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/13/2013
170. Burned Twice 9/15/2013
171. Burrower 8/1/2010
172. Bush Baby Baby - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/15/2013
173. Bushman - Lincoln Park Zoo 8/7/2013
174. Butter - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/17/2013
175. Buy Gum 12/22/2011
176. Buyer Be Dumb 11/18/2013
177. By George 11/4/2013
178. Bye Bye Giraffe 7/25/2014
179. Cactus Mouse - Lincoln Park Zoo 11/21/2013
180. Caddisfly 2/25/2013
181. Cahokia 2/6/2013
182. Caitlyn 6/20/2015
183. California Chrome 7/12/2014
184. Call For Help 8/15/2009
185. Call Of The Ball 3/10/2013
186. Call Of The Wild 2/23/2015
187. Call Waiting 10/5/2011
188. Caloric Love 5/16/2013
189. Camel Lunch 4/28/2014
190. Camel Milk - Lincoln Park Zoo 3/22/2015
191. Camel Talk 4/30/2013
192. Camel Teeth - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/25/2014
193. Can You Spare? 2/5/2013
194. Candy Cane 1/22/2015
195. Cannibal Chimps 6/12/2015
196. Cantaro 11/10/2013
197. Capital Idea 2/7/2013
198. Capitan 2/20/2013
199. Carbon Curbin' 2/28/2013
200. Carcass Is Served - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/26/2014
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Sneezing Matter

'Where's my sandwich? I'm gonna tell.'
He whined and made a face. I smiled.
Little brothers are living hell.
I should have been an only child.
'Shut up or starve, That's how it goes.'
I glanced away. That's when he threw
A can of pepper up my nose.
I sneezed until my face was blue.
I came real close to fratricide.

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