Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

161. Bully Pulpit 4/19/2014
162. Bullyism 3/15/2013
163. Bumblebee No Fly 11/3/2014
164. Bunch Crunch 7/9/2014
165. 'Bun'Dolences 1/17/2008
166. Burgle Gurgle 5/8/2013
167. Burma - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/13/2013
168. Burned Twice 9/15/2013
169. Burrower 8/1/2010
170. Bush Baby Baby - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/15/2013
171. Bushman - Lincoln Park Zoo 8/7/2013
172. Butter - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/17/2013
173. Buy Gum 12/22/2011
174. Buyer Be Dumb 11/18/2013
175. By George 11/4/2013
176. Bye Bye Giraffe 7/25/2014
177. Cactus Mouse - Lincoln Park Zoo 11/21/2013
178. Caddisfly 2/25/2013
179. Cahokia 2/6/2013
180. Caitlyn 6/20/2015
181. California Chrome 7/12/2014
182. Call For Help 8/15/2009
183. Call Of The Ball 3/10/2013
184. Call Of The Wild 2/23/2015
185. Call Waiting 10/5/2011
186. Caloric Love 5/16/2013
187. Camel Lunch 4/28/2014
188. Camel Milk - Lincoln Park Zoo 3/22/2015
189. Camel Talk 4/30/2013
190. Camel Teeth - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/25/2014
191. Can You Spare? 2/5/2013
192. Candy Cane 1/22/2015
193. Cannibal Chimps 6/12/2015
194. Cantaro 11/10/2013
195. Capital Idea 2/7/2013
196. Capitan 2/20/2013
197. Carbon Curbin' 2/28/2013
198. Carcass Is Served - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/26/2014
199. Carmax 4/7/2013
200. Carrot/Stick Solution 1/25/2015
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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In Judgement

The crowd had gathered in the square.
They came to watch a young man die.
The sherriff brought the killer there -
To the gallows, to hang him high.
At his courthouse window he stood.
The Judge watched the sentence below,
Carried out as he knew it should.
It was the law that it be so.
A prayer was muttered by the priest.

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