Ima Ryma Poems

The old guy came back to his bed.
His wife awakened and inquired
If he was okay; and he said
Maybe he was overly tired,
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The U.S.S. New York now sails
To send the terrorists to hell.
Built during Katrina's fierce gales,
Workers who lost their homes did dwell
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A known chemical has been found
To cause excessive vomiting;
To even kill when too much downed;
To cause car brakes malfunctioning;
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I was in my building's hallway,
In front of my apartment door,
When a stranger made me his prey,
Pushing me down onto the floor.
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I don't remember driving home,
From happy hour time last night.
Running late, I grabbed for my comb,
Hungover and hair all in a fright.
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A disgruntled French painter chose
To exact his revenge upon
The Louvre, which had turned up its nose
At his fresh retrospective on
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All Santa's reindeer, experts say,
Are really of the female type,
Since they are shown in antlered way
In pictures of holiday hype.
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Humans are known for stupid stuff.
Since the year,1591,
Men try to prove they're macho tough,
And be chased by us bulls for fun,
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A bunch of politicians were
Aboard a bus on a back road,
When a tire blowout did occur.
Farmer Brown found the wrecked bus load,
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At the time the movie was seen,
Psycho was a first of its time.
Alfred Hitchcock brought to the big screen
New ways to look at grisly crime.
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