An Amur leopard, that is me.
I am called Mitya and am male.
Lincoln Park Zoo is where I be.
Born in 2000, cute with tale.
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For eons a great mountain peak,
When Zebulon Pike, winter time,
'Discovered' it first, so to speak,
In 1806. Why not climb
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Butter, the bunny, bids farewell
To the Farm in Lincoln Park Zoo,
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I got married and had no choice,
My mother-in-law lived with us.
So I got used to her shrill voice,
Aimed at me with a lot of cuss.
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Keo, the chimpanzee, came to
Chicago back in '59.
A babe in the Lincoln Park Zoo,
Where humans came, line after line.
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Ice is good for the Polar bear,
A platform from which it can hunt.
Sea ice was and now is not there.
Greenhouse gases get the blame brunt.
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To storm chase - is it just for fun?
Or is it for some public good?
Whenever storm chasing is done,
Death might not be the end, but could.
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The T.V. houses that we see,
The outsides never seem to match
The insides - a perplexity.
Ah, plots that Hollywood does hatch.
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I am Optimus Prime - O.P.
Transforming the Lincoln Park Zoo,
An Ah- to be beaut chimpanzee,
Improving Earth - tiz what I do.
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Archie Bunker, hoarder of hate,
Got very lucky with his choice
Of Edith as his wedded mate.
Not prettiest in look or voice,
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