Ivan Othername

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I can’t write weird poems –
I only wish I could.
The trouble with my poems is
They’re always understood.
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I was once a vain young man,
A slave to every trend:
I always had to have the latest fashion.
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A No-Nonesense Poem

I can’t write weird poems –
I only wish I could.
The trouble with my poems is
They’re always understood.

Jaberwocky, Kubla Khan,
They sound so very grand –
If only I could write a piece
That’s hard to understand.

So hats off to the intellects,
The scholars and the posh,
Who make a living churning out
Unmitigated tosh!

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