J.B. LeBuert (Kenmore, New York)

Your twisted mind machinates in absurd plots
Idiosyncratic talents more related to knots
Ever scheming in intriguingly false passes
Idiotic persuasive arguments to quell the masses

Your disguise as an urbane sophist is crude
Fallacious argumentative rhetoric is rude
Deceiving personality traits disguised as a prude
Make me want to regurgitate my food