Treasure Island

James Irwin

Poems of James Irwin

1. 2nd One In Line 6/6/2013
2. An Illusion of Confusion 12/30/2013
3. Down 9/1/2013
4. Finding a Reason 8/3/2013
5. Gone Fishing 8/4/2013
6. I Reminisce 11/12/2013
7. Leanne 8/3/2013
8. Lost 8/3/2013
9. Lost In Life Without A Lover 1/8/2014
10. Love Has No Face 8/3/2013
11. Never A Happy Ending 5/6/2013
12. Never Ever Keep A Whale In Your Pond 5/26/2013
13. Summer Dreams 12/28/2013
14. The Christmas That Nearly Never Happened 8/3/2013
15. The Cumbersome Fool 5/17/2013
16. The Girl I Love 8/3/2013
17. The Last Little Piggy 7/13/2013
18. The Princess of Keighley 12/23/2013
19. The Problem With Sheeps Tales 12/28/2013
20. The Torturous Taxman 1/27/2014

Never A Happy Ending

Over a Beer a Psychologist once told me...that there are only a few that he never understood,
and the worst out of the whole lot,
was that Little Miss Red Riding Hood.

She told him lies and would often storm of in a huff,
from day one he knew... 'this little girl was going to be tuff'.

She told him how...she would cut with a knife,
any Wolf... that would dare give her any strife.

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