James Irwin Poems
|1.||Never A Happy Ending||5/6/2013|
|2.||The Cumbersome Fool||5/17/2013|
|3.||2nd One In Line||6/6/2013|
|4.||The Last Little Piggy||7/13/2013|
|6.||The Christmas That Nearly Never Happened||8/3/2013|
|7.||Love Has No Face||8/3/2013|
|8.||The Girl I Love||8/3/2013|
|10.||The Princess Of Keighley||12/23/2013|
|12.||The Problem With Sheeps Tales||12/28/2013|
|13.||An Illusion Of Confusion||12/30/2013|
|15.||The Torturous Taxman||1/27/2014|
|18.||Lost In Life Without A Lover||1/8/2014|
|20.||Finding A Reason||8/3/2013|
|22.||Never Ever Keep A Whale In Your Pond||5/26/2013|
Never Ever Keep A Whale In Your Pond
Did you ever hear of the tale,
about the Man...who kept in a small pond...a rather huge Whale.
(in my opinion, he should have gone to jail)
In this pond...the Whale would miserably sit,
whilst the Man`s friends...all stared and pocked at it.
Then one night...the rains did heavily drop,
and from the pond...the Whale did hop.
(not much of a hop, more of a twist and a belly flop)
And still the rains...did not cease to stop.
Flooding the land and lifting the house,
up a tree...ran a door mouse.
Then the house started to move ...
The Last Little Piggy
Did you ever hear the full ending of the Three Little Pigs tale?
In the end...the last little piggy had to sue the builders
when the foundation of his brick house...did fail,
and on top of that...
He built a house without planning permission,
and could have faced a fine...or even gone to Jail.