James Irwin Poems
|1.||Never A Happy Ending||5/6/2013|
|2.||The Cumbersome Fool||5/17/2013|
|3.||2nd One In Line||6/6/2013|
|4.||The Last Little Piggy||7/13/2013|
|6.||The Christmas That Nearly Never Happened||8/3/2013|
|7.||Love Has No Face||8/3/2013|
|8.||The Girl I Love||8/3/2013|
|10.||The Princess Of Keighley||12/23/2013|
|12.||The Problem With Sheeps Tales||12/28/2013|
|13.||An Illusion Of Confusion||12/30/2013|
|15.||The Torturous Taxman||1/27/2014|
|18.||Lost In Life Without A Lover||1/8/2014|
|20.||Finding A Reason||8/3/2013|
|22.||Never Ever Keep A Whale In Your Pond||5/26/2013|
Never Ever Keep A Whale In Your Pond
Did you ever hear of the tale,
about the Man...who kept in a small pond...a rather huge Whale.
(in my opinion, he should have gone to jail)
In this pond...the Whale would miserably sit,
whilst the Man`s friends...all stared and pocked at it.
Then one night...the rains did heavily drop,
and from the pond...the Whale did hop.
(not much of a hop, more of a twist and a belly flop)
And still the rains...did not cease to stop.
Flooding the land and lifting the house,
up a tree...ran a door mouse.
Then the house started to move ...
Never A Happy Ending
Over a Beer a Psychologist once told me...that there are only a few that he never understood,
and the worst out of the whole lot,
was that Little Miss Red Riding Hood.
She told him lies and would often storm of in a huff,
from day one he knew... 'this little girl was going to be tuff'.
She told him how...she would cut with a knife,
any Wolf... that would dare give her any strife.