jasmine maddock
jasmine maddock Poems
Billy Joel
In a Begging Bowl
All full of holes
I'm not bowled
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I said you should have plastic surgery
to make you look sweet
but I wasn't planning on drastic butchery
and now your face is a squashed old seat
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the misty moon the secret star that shyfully hides behind his pa
la lovely lune c’est magnifique tres fantastique my glowy Moon
a floodlit sky only noticed by lovers as they think its romantic
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Moth moth moth moth moth; time of the month for moth moth moth moth
Behemoth, moth, fill your path, path, path, path, path, path with moth, moth
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoooooom, zooooooooom, zoooooooooom, across, cross
I get cross at the profusion of bow tie looking moth, moths, moths, mo
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A walking cane for the pixie men
Or those tentative at sword fencing lesson
First stage before moving on to a needle
Which can be fashioned if you make a hole
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Inner traumatize, the bowels of my body spurt pain
Lost in the hopeless waste, my life a one note refrain
I have lost the capacity to feel exalted, emotion all mined
It's a bleak forecast, it's the agonies of humankind
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Vendettas bear a grudge and refuse to budge
No better than a go-getter turned to a seat sitter
They scream and dream of ways to fight the injust
Before they turn to dust. All twisted and bitter
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Hardy battler, hardly bitter, despite being treated as machine
Metal mover, heard motion, momentum growing shudder
Rudder rover, over the blue, tantrum non throwing green
pasture passing landscape fleeing all seeing metallic gleam
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he ballet slipper with intellectual ribbon ties
Glittered with dullness and an infinite like
Of pink cup cakes and telephonists phoney
Helpfulnessnessness. Less is less after all
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I've got a tin of fruit in my thyroid baby
A neurotic robotic
I've got a tin schizo in my thyroid honey
A despotic robotic
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The white coated sugary sickening bilge merchant sweeps his pill
Pushing doctor ideas and made up reality from reference book
Likes to fool the stupid people that small white things cure ill
Only I know the cunning devices to dupe the group with medic muck
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Spit and Splatt Brothers
249 Noway Way
Cacksville
England
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I would not let the domestics go anywhere near
The secret cache of spoons I compulsively horde
In my compulsive drawer. This is where I
Keep items that I compulsively amass, Lord
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There's a fly on your back
it moves like its on a track
dancing to Shakatak
jumps and gives you a heart attack
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A lone daisy in a field of wilting grass
a lovely shell in shellshock broken glass
an errant jumping molecule in chemical gas
a book of facts in a library of guess
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There's a rusted old man worn down with age
calloused and harassed a rough old sage
piercing eyes scorched wrinkled by the sun
hands in his pocket as if to say sod it
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jasmine maddock Biography
www.ArtWanted.com/wonderful www.stuckism.com www.sta7s.com Imaginative original award winning journalist/artist/poet/model – L: Scene, Frakture, Neon Highway Omma Gallery Greece, Deptford X London, The Kif, Big Arts Week children’s’ workshop, SAA-Society for all Artists 1st Prize Aldershot, Ritz Miami, Liverpool Biennial, Liverpool Academy of Arts, Sefton Council teachers workshop, Channel 5’s Milkshake series and more! One of www.write-away.co.uk’s 2003 Poets. Trained in Community Radio news production at Keylink College Liverpool. She is also a Jasminist, whose artwork very unlike anyone else’s. LATEST EXHIBITIONS: Curated organised and exhibited at The Independents Biennial ' Stuckism on Surrealism: About Beau-tea! ' Leaf Tea Rooms Liverpool Oct 23 to 29 2010 www.independentsbiennial.org/2010events/1068-about-beau-tea and Stuckist 'Antidote...' Oct 2010 also at the Independents Biennial. Current exhibition: Stuck on the Wall 11 Jan-11 Feb Willesden Green Centre London. Participated in the Stuckist Turner Prize Demo 2010 Dec at the Tate London see www.stuckism.com and quoted www.3ammagazine.com whole article and www.bloomberg.com/news. She exhibits unusual visionary beautiful artwork, including Go Pink cuc Liverpool, where her work `Lady` sold for Linda mcCartney charity, and The Egg cafe Liverpool. Described as 'Genius, the most gifted original artist he has ever seen' by Charles Moffat, Lilith Gallery, Canada, ` breathtaking` C21C/Dot-Art commission to produce surreal interpretations of Liverpool buildings including sun alliance as a sandcastle! Other commissions include ‘ From Apple to Zebra ‘ with quirky original 26 illustrations including a zebra who is crossing a zebra crossing :) for Councillor William Waterworth who thought it ‘ spectacular and highly imaginative very pleased with it. ‘ ' New to DACS ' exhibition, selection only, ' Lady' Kowalsky Gallery London April 2009. Full member of DACS- Design and Copyright Society. 'Manwoman' winning 1st prize Society for All Artists 2000 national exhibition Aldershot in the experimental professional category. Participated in 7 major Stuckist exhibitions including ‘ Stuckism Xmas Sale ‘ Matisson Burgin Gallery London, cards and prints only, http: //www.omhstuckists.com/scc.html ‘ Stuck on Painting ‘ West Eleven Gallery, London 2009 and ‘ An antidote to the ghastly turner prize ‘ Liverpool Biennial Michael Odysseus leader of Greek Stuckists organiser of exhibition said my work is 'beautiful'. Invited to appear on BBC Liverpool Biennial 08 video through being a Stuckist, www.BBC.co.uk/liverpool08 about the Biennial. BBC1’s Test the Nation quiz June 2005 in artist group, BBC1’s Good Neighbours documentary,1993, Granada TV/Salford University Hitting Home documentary 1995, Vox pop on Greater Manchester Radio (GMR) on childhood hobbies, August 2005. Terrible Work Avant garde poetry publishers invited me to read at Plymouth Arts Centre a selection April 2004 of surreal and freeform poetry. Arts Council supported. Neon Highway November 2003 Performed at poetry reading and published October 2003. Liverpool. Involved rehearsal, selecting and refining work, performance, networking. Twisted Shadows anthology August 2002 ‘Sheep’ poem chosen plus a collection out of many entries for Spotlight Poets, Peterborough. Manchester Emergency festival and Frakture at ‘The Bluecoats’, Liverpool May and July 2002 Poetry performance, devising routine, liaising with organisers, rehearsals, travel, time management and acting. Merseyside Arts Magazine, Liverpool 2000-1 Ideas for articles, interviewing artists, getting in to private views, photography, writing witty, thought provoking and funny articles, typing work, getting work in on time. ‘L: Scene’ magazine, Liverpool 1995-6 Theatre Sub Editor and Music trends journalist- promoted to Sub Editor in two months. Organising interviews, interviewing celebrities and business movers and shakers, contributing to Editorials including a way to increase readership which worked, writing punchy, well researched and striking features, desk top publishing, designating of assignments. Qualifications: BA Hons degree,2: 1 Literature, Life and Thought and Women’s Studies 1993-1996 Liverpool John Moores University Included Contemporary Journalism and Women in Media. 4 A Levels,11 GCSE’s 1993 The Oldershaw School Liscard Wallasey 1991 Included Art, Media Studies, Maths, English, Business Studies. Community Radio course 1995 Keylink College Liverpool. Practical course in news bulletins, using carts, creating our own one hour programme using skills learnt. My programme consisted of history spoofs, news, adverts, local issues, current music and arts news.)
The Best Poem Of jasmine maddock
Quite Silly But Accurate Pop Star Rhymes
Billy Joel
In a Begging Bowl
All full of holes
I'm not bowled
Over. Hair is coal
He should be
On the Dole
With a face
Like a mole.
Mick Jagger
Is a beer blagger
Appeared on Saga
Gives Jerry daggers
Tight pants, a nagger
A bum bum waggler
Hearsay
Go away don't come
Again another day
As sick and cheap as
Milk Tray
Put them on a one way
Road to Pop history Mandalay
Stupid swaying can't we slay?
Elton John
Thumpy piano hair gone
Plumpy faced as Simon le Bon
Not sci-fi like film Tron
Or as electric as a Positron
Weighs a great deal a ton
Silly glasses spangles upon
Steps
Are Schweppes
All Peps
But no TESSAS
How they wept
When a flea crept
Onto their hair swept
Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
Spear of Destiny with no quiff
Spare us Britney Spears
Even after a few beers
Her thrusting gyrate rears
What a pair of lovely dears
With talent in copious arrears
Christina Aguilera rhymed clearer
All her make up costs dearer
Frizz and glitz spoilt and teen bearer
Without a mike you probably can't hear her
Atomic Kitten
Three little mangy Scouse bitten
Have lost their common mittens
It's cover versions with few originals written
With thin hair and no talent typical Britain
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