Joe Rosochacki


Joe Rosochacki Poems

1. $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 5/5/2009
2. "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 5/3/2009
3. (if) I Did It 5/15/2009
4. *it’s A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World Part Deux* 6/24/2009
5. “beam Me Up Scotty” Or The Hypocrisy Of Senator Of Ted Cruz 9/27/2013
6. “hey Mr. Ranger Sir, All That I Want Is A Picnic Basket -Uhm, Better Make It A Minivan.” 10/17/2009
7. “i’m Not A Monster Or Predator” Part Deux, Or This Is End My Friend 9/4/2013
8. “i’m Not A Monster” Part Deux, Or This Is End My Friend 9/4/2013
9. “nuts” 5/7/2009
10. “you’re Out! ” 8/10/2013
11. 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 5/9/2009
12. 31 Flavors Plus One 5/11/2009
13. A 107 Year-Old ‘cougar’? 9/16/2009
14. A Baker's Dozen Plus 1 5/4/2009
15. A Blood Donation S(L) Ide Show 9/14/2010
16. A Brand New Key 5/12/2009
17. A Dead Hand 5/6/2009
18. A Do-Over Again? 5/8/2009
19. A Great Greek Tragedy 5/12/2009
20. A Guiding Light Is No More 5/3/2009
21. A New Low For Air Transport 5/4/2009
22. A Peasant Girl Who Left Poland 4/1/2011
23. A Penny For Your Thoughts 5/5/2009
24. A Record Breaking No Deal 5/6/2009
25. A Royal Flush! 4/30/2009
26. A Shoulder To Cry On 9/30/2014
27. A Stand-Up Priest 5/9/2009
28. A Suicide, Politicians And Cover-Ups, Oh My! 5/7/2009
29. A Tribute To Randy Pausch, Eric Griffiths, And Patrick Swayze 9/15/2009
30. A Wanna Be D.B. Cooper 5/3/2009
31. Abercrombie & Fitch 6/27/2009
32. Acid Reflux Anyone 5/9/2009
33. Aetna You'Re A Pain In The Ass 5/2/2009
34. All Hallows Evening 5/9/2009
35. Aloha And Good Riddance 7/31/2010
36. Am I Nuts Or What? 10/20/2011
37. America’s Tending To Go Toward The Left 5/8/2009
38. Amy Winehouse Who? 8/6/2011
39. Another Change Of Seasons 9/5/2013
40. Another One Bites The Dust 2/17/2014
Best Poem of Joe Rosochacki

"Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May.

The United States Postal Service is running out of money to operate.
My dad was a postal clerk in Hamtramck, Michigan, zone 12,
Before the use of zip codes, yes I am that old,
Zip codes were enacted by the time I was eight.
One of the Postal branches in New York City has; neither snow…..,
Though, - the US Postal officially has no motto.
My dad went on a strike back when the US Postal System was run by the government,
It was called a wild cat strike,
He feared for his job but the union "wanted" him to strike for better pay,
I believe he was making ...

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Screwed To Death

Mr. Sergey Tuganov had taken a challenge from two Moscow women,
He would not let his pride be underestimated or undermined,
The women bet him $4,300.00 that he could have sex for 12 hours straight,
Forgetting about pleasuring himself as his name would indicate.
The Russian Comrade would not let medical advice hinder him from his revolution, -ugh resolution.
'In the rare event of an erection lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical help.'
Was an indication.
12 hours into the

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