Joe Rosochacki Poems

Hit Title Date Added
91.
Oh-Oh “ojo”

Emmanuel “Ojo” Ojofeitmi,67,
-had a scalding ‘wet’ dream when he lay in bed.
His wife, Oyindamola,67,
- was convinced that he playing around with other women she said.
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92.
Dumb And Dumber (And The Dumbest)

A thief was caught while having his ankle bracelet on,
The thief, was adorned with the adornment after he was convicted of burglary,
The ankle bracelet had a GPS system in it where upon,
The police were tracking his every move concurrently.
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93.
I Left My Fart In San Francisco

No not really, Bennett didn't do it either,
But something making the seep with septic stench,
"The descriptions vary: cow manure.
Rotten eggs. Musty tennis shoes.
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94.
Oh Oh Rios!

“Don’t you want to get high? ”
A woman hollers,
“Don’t you want your hair braided? ”
“C’mon mahn let me show my shop? ”
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95.
Nutri-System And Jenny Craig Are For The Birds

Thanksgiving came late for these Bald Eagles,
A truckload full of fish for human consumption became their feast.
No such dietary rules were in effect,
For their meal was continuous and did not cease.
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96.
Movin’ On Up To The East Side

Robert Chambers (see observation S&M, B&D) is in trouble again,
After serving 15 years for the murder of Jennifer Levin.
The officers said he struggled during the arrest,
He thought they were a bunch of Levins trying to accost him,
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97.
Mastercard And Visa Are (In) The House

Credit Cards are Big (losers) business,
The major banks are banking on business,
The big casino, in the world, is Mastercard and Visa, they are the house,
Houses thrive on business.
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98.
Make Them An Offer They Can’t Refuse

Mi Scusi, Mi Scusi, the courts of Genoa,
I beg you your pardon,
What is wrong with Friday?
Mama Mia songs are about the hits that were recorded by the Swedish group ABBA,
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99.
Another Rainy Night In Georgia, Not

In Atlanta, there is no rain to speak of,
The southeast states are facing drought.
New Mexico’s governor, presidential candidate Bill Richardson,
Wants drain the Great Lake Region found in states above,
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100.
All Hallows Evening

Halloween, it’s not for kids, it is communing with the dead,
It is not necessarily the Satan’s tool per se,
Because Satan has found daily when he can emerge, that being said,
Bite size candy, apples, and money maker for kids to dress up and play,
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