Joe Rosochacki Poems

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111.
Morton

From sodium chloride to components of nuclear genocide,
My God you are diverse.
Would your little girl’s umbrella shield her from radio active salt,
Or fallout which is worse?
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112.
Ode To Tmz

OJ, Britney, Paris, Lohan
Among the troubles in number
Iraq, Jena, Iran, Pakistan
Who is more important?
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113.
Bill Clinton Wanna’ Be

Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick has something in common with Bill,
They are both Democrats, they elected to their position,
They both swore to uphold the constitution,
they are both married,
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114.
Old Oil Never Dies, It Only Fades Away

Exxon Valdez,
The 1989 environmental disaster that plagued the pristine wilderness of Alaska,
Is back in court, Exxon faces punitive damages in excess 2.5 billion dollars,
“That’s not fair” the CEO for Exxon hollers.
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115.
Made In China

China is infuriated with the US government,
The US did not ban the illegal imports that contained lead base paint,
(see Observation Do Tell Mattel)
Beijing was upset by Washington welcoming a Buddhist Monk,
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116.
Bee-Atch Is Back

I entertain by picking brains
Sell my soul by dropping names
I don’t like those, my god, what’s that
Oh it’s full of nasty habits when the bee-atch gets back
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117.
America’s Tending To Go Toward The Left

(“The New Yorker may think, as one of their staff explained to us, that their cover is a satirical lampoon of the caricature Senator Obama’s right wing critics have tried to create. But most readers will see it as tasteless and offensive. And we agree, ” Obama’s campaign spokesman Bill Burton said in a statement Sunday.)

Who’s actually behind this?
Is it leftists, Sandanista’s,
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118.
Martians Have To Have Beano

There is evidence that there is possibly life on Mars,
Not from sightings,
Not from fossils,
Not from anything that you can hear,
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119.
Nature In Hd

There is more color to life than man could conceive of,
Whether it lies deep with the ocean or above the mountain tops above.
Any person that’s alive will tell you about sunsets,
If they are not blind or choose to see the beauty that surrounds them.
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120.
Mary Ann Is Lost

Mary Ann did get LOST on a island with 6 other castaways,
But its on no account to the Skipper or Gilligan.
She did not crash on a plane but she high the day,
Mary Ann was indulging in Mary Jane,
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