Joe Rosochacki Poems

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151.
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?

Do you really want to hurt me
Do you really want to
Make me cry
Do you really want to hurt me
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152.
I Just Want To Be Your Teddy Bear

Baby let me be, Your lovin' teddy bear Put a chain around my neck,
And lead me anywhere. Oh let me be, Your teddy bear.

Ms. Gillian Gibbons are you nuts?
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153.
I’ll Have A Sub Way

Was this a terrorist deed?
Was this the KGB?
Impossible.
It was one of our own,
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154.
How The East Was Won

Hold on partner,
A cowboy is heading Eastward-Ho,
Not the Ho’s in Detroit and Atlantic City,
Toward east of the Appalachians,
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155.
Hey, Hey, We’re The Monkees Aka Get That Monkey Of My Back

New Delhi is out of a deputy mayor for the time being,
S. S. Bajwa was taken to a local hospital after a fall,
After he sustained injuries, being attacked by monkeys on a wall,
All of his city fellow workers and of Bajwa’s friends,
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South Carolina’s Governor went missing for awhile.
Mark Sanford, no relationship to Fred G. Sanford of the TV program Sanford and Son,
Went hiking far from the political and social webs in style.
Through forest, hill and dale,
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FEMA gave a progress report on the southern California disaster.
Little did they know that the said about press conference,
-which was in fact turned out to be fake,
Could cause a political hurricane since Katrina, much more faster,
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158.
Error On No.25, Bonds

Barry career as professional baseball player is over.
Barry will never see the Baseball Hall of Fame,
Barry whose greatest accomplishment will be void,
Barry struck out at the game.
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159.
Dog Gun It!

Beware of dogs-------with guns,

Perry Alvin Price, Janice Jones, Jerry Allen Bradford,
Perry paid the price with his life,
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160.
Hula Hoop And Frisbees And Silly String Oh My!

The last Wham-O co-owner died today,
Richard Kneer was a partner Arthur "Spud" Melin,
They launched an empire of fun,
The toys they manufactured are played by young people today.
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