Joe Rosochacki Poems

Geoffrey would had better run away,
Because the Rabbis said in Israel that you Kosher.
You can have the milk drawn from you and you can get slaughtered today,
You can get still get captured and put in a zoo,
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If goes well, April 8th is going to be a historical mark in the human race,
(No, not me, though I was born on April 8th 1954) ,
But on this day a South Korean astronaut, literally a Seoul Brother,
Ko San,
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It has been since that perky, gag me, set her foot on the set,
I don’t miss the trash that as passed off as a legitimate TV show,
Yes, Springer is trash TV, but the people call him up to be on the show,
Jenny Jones’ people liked to mess with someone head, too bad they lost the bet,
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Pirates of the Waters of the coast of Somalia?
That would never fly,
For Johnny Depp is the wrong color.
The skull and cross bones still fly in air,
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Did the Flintstones or Rubbles ever fear radioactive rocks?
Bedrock was the Mecca of Life during the Prehistoric Age,
Complete with animal powered vacuum devices,
And foot powered cars, bare feet without socks.
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New York City psychologist, Kathryn Faughey,
was hacked to death by a patient.
It was very personal killing by the use sharp objects,
not a projectile from a barrel,
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Bring out the green beer,
Let’s go to the pub that draws us so near,
Where we can have corned beef and cabbage,
And sing the Unicorn Song,
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On March17th nineteen hundred eighty-eight,
St. Patty’s was the party date,
I traveled with my associate Joe Borkowski to Bowmanville, Ontario.
For Business and not to play,
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Henry VIII did want to play the Vatican’s game,
He wanted to have a son, before the killing had begun,
He wanted top divorce his wife al least receive an annulment from the church,
He excommunicated himself from Rome and thus became the head of church.
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‘Kaboom’! Billy Mays,50, was finished—I found out today.
Even ‘Might Putty’ could have not fixed him.
I wondered if he run out of air, ‘Oxyclean’ would no good for him anyway.
He had an ‘Orange Glow’ around him.
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